Character

Description

Ian Gow

Radar Rollins (Old)

The leader of the gang. Has a photographic memory and a knack for sniffin' out the goods! Will get a team in and out of a building quicker than you can say 'Baddabing!' Ian has acted in a professional capacity before, as well as being a member of the infamous Mill Drama Group!

Chris Homer

Radar Rollins (Young)

Chris does plenty of acting in his local school, and held the team together as Radar's junior!

Manfred Needham

Hollywood Higgins (Old)

Pretty Boy, hip to the seam. The team's front of house man with a smile that could charm the monkeys from the trees. Would have been an oscar winning actor if he wasn't so good at crime! Manfred currently works full time and was also part of the Mill Drama Group.

Jack Bailie

Hollywood Higgins (Young)

Jack attends Sibford School under the tuition of Vanessa Evans in her renounded drama class.

Mary Snee

Sparks Sinclair (Old)

Gorgeous but deadly. The team's weapons and gadgets expert. Tough, alert as a reptile, and pulls the boys into line. Mary has acted in various projects including voice-over work for the Egglish and Toy Rescue projects. Mary currently studies at Warwick University.

Monica Chadwick

Sparks Sinclair (Young)

Monica setpped into the role as the youngest person on set, and currently studies drama at her school, where she has risen to fame in the weekly newsletter!

Hugh Edwards

Knuckles McKenzie (Old)

Called Knuckles for obvious reasons. Not one for negotiations. A man who lets his mitts do the talking. Hugh was Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol, which then seemed apt that his next role should be as Knuckles! Payback for having no turkey!

Alex Jopia

Knuckles McKenzie (Young)

Alex has been in various productions, including some broadcast time on CITV. Alex currently studies drama at school

James Snee

Kevin

A cyber hippy, long floppy green mop of hair, kaftan, beads and a disposition to match. James has been in drama school since he was a young lad, and is currently at the prestigious drama college in Bournemouth.

Carlos Pagi

Maurice "Mr" Meaty

A horrible rat-like man, who's only concern is the green. Trust him like you trust your worst enemy! Although Carlos has not acted previously, we see a bright future for this man, who took to the role like a duck to water. Look for him at the Oscars.

John Impey

Security Guard 1

Big, Bear Like and Brain Dead! John is a local tradesman who really brought this role to life, in a monty-pythonesque sort of way!

Laura Keefe

Maureen

Has one drive in life - her attraction to old knowledgeable professors. Laura gained several rounds of applause after takes, she was that good. Laura attended Drama school and is currently working in Theatre in Sheffield.

Frances Tobin

Victoria

A librarian who was turned down by the library when she applied for a job. Jealous of Maureen's rapport with the Prof. Frances had the time of her life acting in LBM, and says she is going to start film school in the spring.

Charles Snee

Leach Junior

Overgrown toddler with a buzz-cut and a backwards baseball cap. Raps incredibly badly. Charles has been in several amateur and professional productions, including an advert for Mr Bean!

Bill Plester

ProfessorJean Pierre Lavernier

The world renowned Diamond Expert! Brilliant! Intelligent! No common sense! Bill was a member of the Mill Drama Group and was also in the film Ant Musac, where he had to spend an entire Sunday with Johhny Vegas in a lift!

Franc Sutherland

Officer 1

A cop with an attitude problem. He's in the wrong place, at the wrong time! Franc runs a business called Working Data. Franc is also a singer/songwriter and plays around the UK. Check him out at a venue near you!

Ric Homer

Officer 2

A cop with a car problem! Owner of the dirtiest car in the entire universe, Ric has been in several projects with CITV!

Rufus Dudfield

Mental Farmer

His name says it all. Rufus actually IS a farmer, and slipped into the role quite perfectly!

Roseanne Edwards

News Reporter

Will make Anchorwoman in 2 years if she gets more stories like this! Roseanne was a part of the Mill Drama Group and actually IS a newsreporter, so again, slipped into the role perfectly!

Jamie Cox

Vince

King Leach's big dumb bouncer #1, supplier of lollypops, and punchbag! Jamie was Scrooge in A Christmas Carol, and currently works in the Banbury area.

Julian Pursey

Larry

King Leach's big dumnb bouncer #2, supplier of cocktails and pamphlettes! Julian is a local businessman who has not acted before, but has been approached by several modelling agencies since!

Jodie O'Hara

Fifi O'Hara

Forensics girl #1, eager, keen, and mean! Secretly in love with Forensics Guy because of his moustache. Jodie has expressed an interest in creating a spin-off-series for Fifi, set in the late seventies. Write us a script Jodie!

Sophia Spriggs

Daphne Spriggs

Forensics Girl #2. left to clean up the cows and search the car, FG2 is disgusted at Fifi's love of her boss! Sophia currently attends a make-up course for Theatrical make-up, and so will be on the red-carpet before long!

Jenny Simons

Professors Assistant

Another girl who fancies the professor. Lucky chap. Jenny also works on the makeup course in Theatrical make up and is hoping to do some courses in Catering Gazebo manufacture!

Richard Fabian

Security Guard 2

A very sleepy security guard, and not one for taking on Knuckles! Richard has worked as a runner on several films, and other productions, and currently is working making the future brighter for us all.

Mark O'Neill

Forensics Guy

Transferred to the UK from Miami Vice and kept the moustache. Mark has been involved with several productions including the lead part in the Egglish series. He had a moustache then too.

Tony Jopia

Carlos

A shady looking spaniard. Tony fitted into this role perfectly, having researched the Indiana Jones series.

Wendy Leigh-Davis

Granny Grantham

A sweet old lady who has less marbles in her marble bag than she should. Can still cook a mean chicken though. Wendy is actively involved in the local music and entertainment scene and had make up so good that people didn't recognise her!

Tony Snee

"King" Leach

A fat, slimy, bejewelled crime lord, with the morals of worms and the attitude of dogs. Loves lollypops though. Tony was an actor and director of the Mill Drama Group and completely fitted into the role with some amazing performances that scared even the crew!